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Excuse me, sir, but this is the girl's bathroom.

Journal Entry: Thu Nov 19, 2009, 8:04 PM
Journal title is what an old woman told me as I went to go pee this morning. I told her 'I am a woman.' and went pee. Dad said i should have acted like it was the men's bathroom and start to whip it out to pee in the sink while telling her 'Nope, next door is the woman's bathroom, and you're washing your hands in my favorite urinal."

I guess my rain-proof baseball cap and huge, womanly hips make me look like a man.


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  • Mood: Euphoric
  • Listening to: exodus from Edoras
  • Reading: Beowulf
  • Drinking: Water

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Im watching you sleep.

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"There's a light..."
"Where's the baby?"
"....Burning in the fireplace"
:iconrenovek:
:iconiseewhatyoudidthere:

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Bealocwealm hafað fréone frecan forth onsended
giedd sculon singan gléomenn sorgiende
on Meduselde
þæt he ma no wære his dryhtne dyrest and mæga deorost
Bealo...
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:iconpedobearplz:

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"There's a light..."
"Where's the baby?"
"....Burning in the fireplace"
:iconrenovek:
:iconohnoesplz: Sorry Mr. Pedobear, but i'm legal!

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Bealocwealm hafað fréone frecan forth onsended
giedd sculon singan gléomenn sorgiende
on Meduselde
þæt he ma no wære his dryhtne dyrest and mæga deorost
Bealo...
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:iconsadplz:

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"There's a light..."
"Where's the baby?"
"....Burning in the fireplace"

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